Write KH Character Deaths

[VirgilTheart]

If anyone here knows me from KHInsider, chances are you know of this thread game. Called by many as "hilarious" and "badass", the KH Character Death Thread is exactly what it implys: Write humorous death scenarios or parodies for KH related characters, locations, etc.

Pictures are allowed.

MAY THE SLAUGHTERING BEGIN!!!

[WantaSoraplushie]

Saix
Was walking through a small town called Bedford Falls
When a man named George Bailey
Lassoed the moon for his girlfriend
And pulled it down, right on top of Saix.
Ironic squash!


It was lame. Evidentally I still have Christmas on the brain.

[Absent Axel]

Demyx was walking down the corridor, strumming his sitar. It was a fine day but he was on the look out for Saix, he hated missions and would rather do nothing but laze around all day. Then as he heard a footstep he flinched and turned around launching a stream of bubbles. He then found out the stream of bubbles hit a fellow organization member. "Demyx do you really have to do that all the time?"
muttered Xigbar. "Sorry Xiggy, i was on the look out for Saix." "You planning to kill him? Because the way your acting you won't take any second chances." chuckled the eyepatched man. Demyx then left Xigbar behind and kept walking. "Okay nearly out of the castle just a little mo-" "Your late Demyx." The melodious nocturne froze with fear. "But don't worry demyx you arent needed for missions." "Wow Saix, thats awfully kind. What a guy." =D chattered the happy Demyx. "Instead we found a replacement." x-face remarked. There was a low rumbling untill the wall near Saix shattered. "Oh yeah!" shouted the red jugular entity. "The Kool-aid man." Smiled Saix. "The hell? That thing isn't- I don't even-"
"Sic him." Saix said coldly. The Kool-aid man then charge towards Demyx then ate him. "OMNOMNOM" gurgled the smiling jug. "Oh yeah."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Demyx woke up screaming terribly.
He looked around. "Damn that will haunt me forever." "Awww did baby demmy have a nightmare?." Demyx then looked in shock and found larxene stealing his secret stash of hair gel. "What are you doing?" "Nothing, I ran out of hair gel so I came to borrow some." smiled the smoking hot nobody. "You are so cute when you sleep." she flirted before ninja'in out of the room. "Hot." replied Demyx dreamily.

He walked down the hallway still shaken by the dream. Untill he saw Saix in the mission room. ALONG WITH MARLUXIA IN A KOOL-AID MAN SUIT! "Demyx your late. Again." Saix coldly replied. Demyx was speechless. "Demyx! I got this cool suit from the costume shop for halloween, it's cool right dem?" Marluxia happily chattered. "Demyx you are so lazy for a nobody we might have to replace you." said the jerk. Then demyx couldn't take it anymore. So he went mad. "IKILLYOUNOW!" Demyx started smashing Saix to a pulp with his sitar like a baseball bat. "Oh god what the hell man?!" Saix fearfully said. Demyx then hit him in the air then whacked him through the window shattering the glass. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH......" Saix was dead because of demyx. Marluxia stood shocked with an face. Demyx then turned to marluxia with an evil glare. "Your next." Marluxia then did an face. So Xigbar shot him in the back with a sniper rifle. "PWNED" laughed Xigbar. Marluxia was now an face. "Oh well better start finding new members." slyly remarked. Zexion who was watching the events on his couch then dropped his cup of tea in his lap. "Oh my god what just happened?" he gasped ignoring the hot burns of tea on his crotch.

Meanwhile XIGBAR was thinking evilly. "Heh that took care of Saix by planting the dreams in Demyx mind. And also I took out demyx which lessened the trouble."
Marluxia's suit was what Xigbar wanted him to put on. Xigbar then had some beer on top of the castle that never was. Then played cards with Luxord but Xigbar lost again like everytime. And went into debt. THE END.

Wow that was awesome. So basically Saix is the target but so is Demyx.

[WantaSoraplushie]

Hey, Absent, just so you know, dialogue goes on separate lines. Like this:

"Your late Demyx." The melodious nocturne froze with fear. "But don't worry demyx you arent needed for missions."
"Wow Saix, thats awfully kind. What a guy." =D chattered the happy Demyx.
"Instead we found a replacement." x-face remarked. There was a low rumbling untill the wall near Saix shattered.
"Oh yeah!" shouted the red jugular entity.
"The Kool-aid man." Smiled Saix.
"The hell? That thing isn't- I don't even-"

Sorry, I couldn't help it. It was the English Major in me.

[Absent Axel]

Thanks for the tip. =)

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